what if today's the last day of your life?

say what?

aah yes..and yet again another "what if" post..

the tragedy that happened in aceh and again yesterday in nias really got me thinking...what if today's the last day of my life? what would i do?

tell all my friends that i love them all? eat my heart's out? dig on that haagen daaz i've been craving for some time now? tell that particular girl that i like her? go for a bungee jump? go to church and get baptized?*my mum will be overjoyed..haha*

it's weird isn't it? why do we have to wait until we know that it's finally the finish line for us. can't we just do all those things although we know we still have a few more laps to go then we can make our "marathon" *mind you the analogy* more interesting, if not memorable?

"that's the most humane thing to do"? what a lame excuse...that line deserves a loud sarcastic snigger...

what's with the world today? if you do something "nice" to someone, that person might be thinking "what' s up with him?" or some might even think of the ulterior motives behind it? however if you happen to stab your friend/colleague in the back then people will shrug it off easily as "it's nothing personal, it's business" odd? not really...

the correct 10 out of 10 answer to the question "what if today's the last day of your life?" in my opinion would be "so what?" that would mean we have fulfilled our life and live "carpe diem"

but then again, human will be human right*lame..haha*, so excuse the oh-i'm-so-introvert-self and while my id is pondering whether i should tell that girl i really fancy that i like her alot today, let me self indulge in the imaginary tubs of haagen daaz i will eat if today's the last day of my life..

i shall end it with a quote my friend wrote not too long ago:
"Anything good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening."
"Anything that does not fit into one of the above
categories causes cancer in laboratory animals." (source unknown)

aah the wisdom...*grin*

STOP!

i have to stop...

tell tale horror...

it's not the size that matters, it's the technique *wink*
OH REALLY?????

last sunday i went out with some of my former uni friends, it was quite fun coz we got to tell each other what we have been doing these days..there was the usual "how's work?" it's so weird..no matter how many times you ask that question,you will most probably receive interesting responses..weeeell the most interesting part will always be the "what happen to x?" right?shall spare you the boring details and get to the MOST interesting one indeed...

do you know that there is one acquintance of mine who was said to marry a guy who is so extremely fat that they can't have sex...!that's insane right?definitely!impossible?not quite..haha.. :D "harlow?kamasutra!change position..."you say? no can do sir,it's practically jammed from all positions according to my friend's info..they are doing some kind of o-my-gawd-so-expensive treatment..*shruggs*

that's practically every guys' *and gals' i suppose* horror! *SHUDDER* comments?

any bright ideas?

the thing about wedding photos...

marriage is like death..you heard about it..have a rough idea too..but you don't know what's on the other side...*shudder*

just now my friend gave me a browse to his recent wedding photos..it was beautiful..some were even taken in the mountains, river side and everything..it didn't stop me from getting a shudder and an empty feeling on the stomach..*no offense to you,henry*

i can't for the life of me imagine myself being on the picture..marriage is something that is terribly foreign and unknown..i hate anything that is foreign..it's the same feeling i got when i was younger and my mum used to ask me to eat something that looks weird and "exotic"..it's the "maybe later but not now..." gut feeling...

why did i feel that way?probably i am not ready yet for any commitment that ties a person to another person for what supposedly to be life long?or maybe i have not met the right person to share the right hand side of my bed?

do you know that a lot of asians *esp the older ones* think marriage is the inevitable thing to do after you are working and manage to buy your own car and house?it's pretty much like monopoly i suppose *mind you the analogy,feeling abit philosophic today..hahaa* after you roll the dice and get one round you'd want to get the property,then the house and after another round the hotel?same thing as marriage:work --> car --> house --> get married...harlow one round --> property --> house --> hotel...the resemblance scares me..haha..

hopefully i can complete the "monopoly" cycle but if not maybe it's God's will *great..now i'm blaming Him..tsk tsk..* for now i suppose just don't go around flashing your wedding photos to me and i think i'll be fine..meanwhile i'll cross my fingers and look for that significant other who wants to share that right hand side of my bed..heck i don't even mind swopping my comfortable-more cozy left hand side of the bed if the person is right.